Sunday, 30 September 2007

Stupid tourist comment of the day

This is just so funny and sadly we have had a few complaints about the sea this week. All for stupid reasons of course.

We had some customer complain about the pebbles or stones in the sea. Taormina does not have sandy beaches, we have rocks, stones, and pebbles. The customer wrote an offical complaint because he felt the sea is a health and safety hazard as he had to crawl out of the water on his hands and knees...

Sorry, but how am I meant to reply to that?


sognatrice said...

Dear Sir,

I am sorry to hear of your displeasure regarding the pebbles and stones on the otherwise gorgeous, world-renowned beaches of Taormina.

Please be advised that I have contacted the Supreme Being, and I am confident that He, She, or It (whatever your belief) will get back to you shortly, just as soon as it possible to change the entire functioning of the universe.

Thank you for your continued patience.

Perhaps you would enjoy a trip to Mount Etna instead?

Best regards

P.S. If you'd like to me to add World Peace to your wish list, I'd be more than happy to do so.

Delina said...

Hahaha. You should tell them to address their complaint letters to God or Mr Nature.

Leanne said...

Love the answers ladies! Sometimes you have to wonder why people come on a holiday at all...

Anonymous said...

Uh..... Yep just let me go get some red carpet!